how dumb is it that we’ve created words we arent supposed to use
Our bodies could be skin on skin and I’d still pull you closer.
you intoxicate me (via n4ughty-y)
*dramatically falls down on my bed after a long day of sitting on the couch*
i wish you were here / 1:44am
omfg I was walking home from the bus stop and I saw this elderly couple where this woman was pushing her husband in a wheelchair and I was like “aw that’s cute” but as I got closer to them I heard them talking and she was like “you’re a huge asshole, tom” and he was like “JUST PUSH ME INTO A DITCH”
I don’t friend zone people, I relationship zone them. You wanna be my friend? Too bad, we’re dating.