- Gf: babe come over
- Me: I'm eating garlic bread
- Gf: I'm horny and my parents aren't home
- Me: it's the kind that's covered in cheese
*moaning* what’s ur credit card number
it’s 2014. stop caring what boys want you to look like, start paying more attention in school, make some genuine friends and dont give a damn what anyone has to say about you.
*gets sweaty from blogging*
I’m glad people can’t read my mind cause all they’d be hearing is me saying lmao to myself